Just joking Simon. But really, how old are you? Seriously Mum phoned me while I was out digging stuff with a tractor and told me that Simon had skied over a cliff. That was yesterday (9th Feb). He's now in an Austrian hospital with cracked skull, cracked ribs and neck vertebrae and stuff. Tom says he can move all his extremeties. Thank god. How many lives have you got left now Simon? Hey, get well soon and may be you should try that jet pack thing it might be safer. (Simon sent me that link a couple of weeks ago.) I left a message for Ursula. What a nightmare it must be - to have such an irresponsible husband. How are Harry and Archie bearing up. Comments please, including S's health updates and nothing soppy!