Detention for Grandpa

Grandpa had to attend corrective driving school today, due to a bit of accidental speeding a month or two ago. It set him back £80 and four hours in a 'very boring' lesson on the perils of driving too fast. The lessons were conducted by (according to him) Mr Jimmy and Mrs Jemima Knowall. Mrs Knowall strutted about on her platforms as she spoke and, as the floor was loud, he could not hear a word she said. There were only two ten minute breaks and poor grandpa couldn't even get out for quick puff at a cigar. To his credit, he did not fall asleep. The photo is for illustrative purposes only.

George has been here for a few days and we have laughed all the time. I am laughing again as I write this, but he had the last laugh by telling Mike on the way to the station that he had left his jacket in the games room. Whether he wanted to make Mike worthy of another speed awareness course or not I don't know. They got the jacket, caught the train and hopefully no speed trap
Posted by: Jenifer Keeling | March 22, 2012 at 01:15 PM

Brilliant! LoL Jim
Posted by: Jim | March 22, 2012 at 10:40 AM

Hahaha. I'm sorry grampa but I find this hugely funny.
Posted by: Archie | March 22, 2012 at 09:04 AM

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